Ducks in winter

The first think I thought I'd do was give somebody a buzz. I got into the phone booth but didn't feel up to it. Anyway I called up a cab and told the driver my regular address by mistake so he had to turn around. While we were driving I asked him where the ducks on central park south go in the winter when the lake freezes over.. He got all sore about it and started making nasty remarks. When I checked into the hotel I could see some really strange things from my window. Like a guy who put on all these womens clothes and started to walk around in them! Then there was another couple who were spitting water over each other's faces. Strange. Anyway I decided to give this gal a call who my friend had told me about a few summers ago. Eddie his name was. She was pretty sore but we got talking but in the end she had to go...