The Lavender Room

I damn near gave my kid sister Phoebe a buzz, You'd love her, she kills me. I take her to the movies sometimes and even to the museum of natural history. I was scared mum or dad might pick up though, so I didn't call her. Instead I went down to the Lavender room. They wouldn't even serve me alcohol. After A while I got talking to these three ugly girls. I danced with them all but they were all too lousy to go back to my room with me. Damn phonies.